Forever top heavy

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I have the perfect spot for your face

I have the perfect spot for your face

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

I’m having a great time today.

I’m having a great time today.

[gif] Happy New Year!

[gif] Happy New Year!

Dolphins are rude, but they don’t do it on porpoise.

Dolphins are rude, but they don’t do it on porpoise.

No clothes necessary today.

No clothes necessary today.

Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

Years ago I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve lived in constant fear since.

Years ago I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve lived in constant fear since.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

A chiropractors favorite music is hip pop.

A chiropractors favorite music is hip pop.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

Just a peek

Just a peek

Dreamy vibes

Dreamy vibes

Can you get my back?

Can you get my back?

A different kind of see through!

A different kind of see through!

Online shopping… fail?

Online shopping… fail?

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

A hint of lace today

A hint of lace today