Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

I’m having a great time today.

My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppin’

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

No clothes necessary today.

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Our office defibrillator didn’t work. Nobody was shocked.

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death

Years ago I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve lived in constant fear since.

You got to hand it to short people

How did that happen? Oops.

Remember boys, no points for second place.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Good morning!

Dreamy vibes

Setting them free

A different kind of see through!

Let’s stay in bed today.

The left one always coming out to say hi.

The black and white is really 🤌💋