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I have the perfect spot for your face

I have the perfect spot for your face

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

It doesnā€™t really fit.

It doesnā€™t really fit.

[image] Would I be refused service in this ā€œshirtā€?

[image] Would I be refused service in this ā€œshirtā€?

My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppinā€™

My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppinā€™

[gif] Happy New Year!

[gif] Happy New Year!

Iā€™m waiting.

Iā€™m waiting.

No clothes necessary today.

No clothes necessary today.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

[image] Oops.

[image] Oops.

Happy Friday everyone!

Happy Friday everyone!

Itā€™s easy to convince ladies not to eat tide pods. Itā€™s harder to deter gents.

Itā€™s easy to convince ladies not to eat tide pods. Itā€™s harder to deter gents.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldnā€™t concentrate.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldnā€™t concentrate.

Good morning!

Good morning!

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

A little spicier than my usual posts! šŸ˜‰

A little spicier than my usual posts! šŸ˜‰

[image] Getting that D. Vitamin D.

[image] Getting that D. Vitamin D.

Setting them free

Setting them free

Letā€™s stay in bed today.

Letā€™s stay in bed today.

Getting the blood pumping gets the veins popping!

Getting the blood pumping gets the veins popping!

The left one always coming out to say hi.

The left one always coming out to say hi.