[image] Getting that D. Vitamin D.

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I have the perfect spot for your face

I have the perfect spot for your face

[image] Would I be refused service in this “shirt”?

[image] Would I be refused service in this “shirt”?

[gif] Happy New Year!

[gif] Happy New Year!

I’m waiting.

I’m waiting.

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Hide and seek champion right here. [OC]

Hide and seek champion right here. [OC]

[image] Oops.

[image] Oops.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

When I was a kid, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

When I was a kid, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

I bought a boat because it was for sail.

I bought a boat because it was for sail.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

There’s nobody here, it’s just you and me

There’s nobody here, it’s just you and me

Hope you have a good weekend! [gif]

Hope you have a good weekend! [gif]

Good morning!

Good morning!

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

A different kind of see through!

A different kind of see through!

Feeling the B&W today.

Feeling the B&W today.

Just enjoying the sun!

Just enjoying the sun!

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

Do you like my bra?

Do you like my bra?

The black and white is really 🤌💋

The black and white is really 🤌💋