Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

Every day should be the weekend.

Earmuffs are crucial this time of year.

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

Hide and seek champion right here. [OC]

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.

When I was a kid, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip off.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.

There’s nobody here, it’s just you and me

Nice and clean

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

[image] Getting that D. Vitamin D.

A different kind of see through!

Feeling the B&W today.

Just enjoying the sun!

Do you like my bra?

What’s the point of being by the water if you don’t get naked?

This is definitely thin enough to be noticeable. Oops.