When I was a kid, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

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Every day should be the weekend.

Every day should be the weekend.

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

Hide and seek champion right here. [OC]

Hide and seek champion right here. [OC]

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Remember boys, no points for second place.

Remember boys, no points for second place.

Ghosts don’t need living rooms in their houses.

Ghosts don’t need living rooms in their houses.

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

A chiropractors favorite music is hip pop.

A chiropractors favorite music is hip pop.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

There’s nobody here, it’s just you and me

There’s nobody here, it’s just you and me

Did you expect that?

Did you expect that?

Nice and clean

Nice and clean

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

[image] Getting that D. Vitamin D.

[image] Getting that D. Vitamin D.

A different kind of see through!

A different kind of see through!

Feeling the B&W today.

Feeling the B&W today.

Just enjoying the sun!

Just enjoying the sun!

Do you like my bra?

Do you like my bra?

I can’t with this heat. Can it be fall yet?

I can’t with this heat. Can it be fall yet?