Feeling the B&W today.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

It doesn’t really fit.

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Hide and seek champion right here. [OC]

Our office defibrillator didn’t work. Nobody was shocked.

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

You got to hand it to short people

How did that happen? Oops.

Remember boys, no points for second place.

Hey, I know that guy, he’s a nihilist.

I won't tell you a joke about the floor, it's beneath you

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

When I was a kid, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

They were just waiting to bust out

A different kind of see through!

Do you like my bra?