The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

I have the perfect spot for your face

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

I’m having a great time today.

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

[gif] Happy New Year!

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Our office defibrillator didn’t work. Nobody was shocked.

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death

Years ago I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve lived in constant fear since.

You got to hand it to short people

How did that happen? Oops.

Remember boys, no points for second place.

Hey, I know that guy, he’s a nihilist.

I won't tell you a joke about the floor, it's beneath you

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

Dreamy vibes

They were just waiting to bust out

A different kind of see through!

Online shopping… fail?