Years ago I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve lived in constant fear since.

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I have the perfect spot for your face

I have the perfect spot for your face

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

I’m an archeologist and my life is in ruins. [reveal]

I’m an archeologist and my life is in ruins. [reveal]

Forever top heavy

Forever top heavy

Every day should be the weekend.

Every day should be the weekend.

I’m having a great time today.

I’m having a great time today.

[gif] Happy New Year!

[gif] Happy New Year!

Lick me ‘til ice cream. [OC]

Lick me ‘til ice cream. [OC]

Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

Just a peek

Just a peek

Dreamy vibes

Dreamy vibes

Bend over and get closer.

Bend over and get closer.

The towel will reveal all

The towel will reveal all

A different kind of see through!

A different kind of see through!

Online shopping… fail?

Online shopping… fail?

A hint of lace today

A hint of lace today

The left one always coming out to say hi.

The left one always coming out to say hi.

Do you like my bra?

Do you like my bra?