Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

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Forever top heavy

Forever top heavy

I have a secret

I have a secret

On the surface of things, whales are always blowing it.

On the surface of things, whales are always blowing it.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

The first French fries weren't actually cooked in France, they were cooked in Greece.

The first French fries weren't actually cooked in France, they were cooked in Greece.

I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big banner.

I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big banner.

I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip off.

I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip off.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

Make today a good day!

Make today a good day!

Just a peek

Just a peek

Dreamy vibes

Dreamy vibes

Not as impressive as some of the other lovely ladies here, but I’m working on it! ;)

Not as impressive as some of the other lovely ladies here, but I’m working on it! ;)

Do you think I should buy it?

Do you think I should buy it?

Let’s stay in today

Let’s stay in today

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

A hint of lace today

A hint of lace today

Nothing but lace

Nothing but lace

We got over the hump. On the way to the weekend!

We got over the hump. On the way to the weekend!

It’s the weekend!!

It’s the weekend!!

This is definitely thin enough to be noticeable. Oops.

This is definitely thin enough to be noticeable. Oops.

Before heading out to the pool for lunch.

Before heading out to the pool for lunch.

Hope your weekend is going well.

Hope your weekend is going well.