Not as impressive as some of the other lovely ladies here, but I’m working on it! ;)

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Forever top heavy

Forever top heavy

I’m having a great time today.

I’m having a great time today.

Self tie

Self tie

Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you’re fucking that night. [image]

Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you’re fucking that night. [image]

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

The first French fries weren't actually cooked in France, they were cooked in Greece.

The first French fries weren't actually cooked in France, they were cooked in Greece.

I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big banner.

I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big banner.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

Make today a good day!

Make today a good day!

Hope your weekend is going well

Hope your weekend is going well

Just a peek

Just a peek

Dreamy vibes

Dreamy vibes

Bend over and get closer.

Bend over and get closer.

Let’s stay in today

Let’s stay in today

A little late for hump day

A little late for hump day

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

A hint of lace today

A hint of lace today

Do you like my bra?

Do you like my bra?