I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

Forever top heavy

Self tie

Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you’re fucking that night. [image]

Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Channeling the 69 Boyz.

The first French fries weren't actually cooked in France, they were cooked in Greece.

I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big banner.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.

A tornado’s favorite game is Twister.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

Make today a good day!

Just a peek

Dreamy vibes

Bend over and get closer.

Not as impressive as some of the other lovely ladies here, but I’m working on it! ;)

Let’s stay in today

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

A hint of lace today

Hope this makes your Monday a bit better!

Hey there. Thanks for stopping by.

I think lace and flannel make a great combination.