Channeling the 69 Boyz.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

It doesn’t really fit.

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Our office defibrillator didn’t work. Nobody was shocked.

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

You got to hand it to short people

How did that happen? Oops.

Remember boys, no points for second place.

Hey, I know that guy, he’s a nihilist.

I won't tell you a joke about the floor, it's beneath you

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

Make today a good day!

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

They were just waiting to bust out

Feeling the B&W today.

Getting the blood pumping gets the veins popping!