Make today a good day!
daphniexrae
- Posted: September 2021
- Categories: Big Tits Gonewild
- Subreddit: /r/Stacked /r/GoneErotic
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
It doesn’t really fit.
Strap in, we’re going for a workout!
Love isn’t random, we are chosen.
A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?
Our office defibrillator didn’t work. Nobody was shocked.
Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death
You got to hand it to short people
How did that happen? Oops.
Remember boys, no points for second place.
Hey, I know that guy, he’s a nihilist.
I won't tell you a joke about the floor, it's beneath you
A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.
The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.
I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.
Just a peek
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.
Dreamy vibes
They were just waiting to bust out
One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.
Feeling the B&W today.
A hint of lace today
Getting the blood pumping gets the veins popping!
