Just a peek

Forever top heavy

I’m having a great time today.

Self tie

Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you’re fucking that night. [image]

Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

Years ago I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve lived in constant fear since.

The first French fries weren't actually cooked in France, they were cooked in Greece.

I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big banner.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

Make today a good day!

Dreamy vibes

Bend over and get closer.

Not as impressive as some of the other lovely ladies here, but I’m working on it! ;)

Let’s stay in today

A different kind of see through!

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

A hint of lace today

The left one always coming out to say hi.

Do you like my bra?