The first French fries weren't actually cooked in France, they were cooked in Greece.

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It doesn’t really fit.

It doesn’t really fit.

Forever top heavy

Forever top heavy

Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big banner.

I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big banner.

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

Make today a good day!

Make today a good day!

Just a peek

Just a peek

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

Dreamy vibes

Dreamy vibes

Not as impressive as some of the other lovely ladies here, but I’m working on it! ;)

Not as impressive as some of the other lovely ladies here, but I’m working on it! ;)

Reverse titty drop?

Reverse titty drop?

They were just waiting to bust out

They were just waiting to bust out

Let’s stay in today

Let’s stay in today

Barely contained

Barely contained

Online shopping… fail?

Online shopping… fail?

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

A hint of lace today

A hint of lace today

I’ve never met a triangle top that could hold me in.

I’ve never met a triangle top that could hold me in.

They don’t stay covered for long.

They don’t stay covered for long.