That one vein always wants to come out and play.

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I have the perfect spot for your face

I have the perfect spot for your face

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

It doesn’t really fit.

It doesn’t really fit.

My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppin’

My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppin’

No clothes necessary today.

No clothes necessary today.

Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Happy Friday everyone!

Happy Friday everyone!

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Make today a good day!

Make today a good day!

Just a peek

Just a peek

Good morning!

Good morning!

A little spicier than my usual posts! 😉

A little spicier than my usual posts! 😉

Dreamy vibes

Dreamy vibes

Setting them free

Setting them free

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

Let’s stay in bed today.

Let’s stay in bed today.

A hint of lace today

A hint of lace today

Getting the blood pumping gets the veins popping!

Getting the blood pumping gets the veins popping!

The left one always coming out to say hi.

The left one always coming out to say hi.

The black and white is really 🤌💋

The black and white is really 🤌💋