I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

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My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppin’

My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppin’

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

Quasimodo was the best detective in France. He always had a hunch. [OC]

Quasimodo was the best detective in France. He always had a hunch. [OC]

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

Did you expect that?

Did you expect that?

Good morning!

Good morning!

Dropping into hump day

Dropping into hump day

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

The towel reveals all.

The towel reveals all.

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Setting them free

Setting them free

Let’s stay in bed today.

Let’s stay in bed today.

Hey there.

Hey there.

The left one always coming out to say hi.

The left one always coming out to say hi.

A towel reveal for your weekend.

A towel reveal for your weekend.

The black and white is really 🤌💋

The black and white is really 🤌💋

Let’s make the weekend a good one!

Let’s make the weekend a good one!