I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

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I have the perfect spot for your face

I have the perfect spot for your face

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

I wrote a song for a tortilla. Well, it’s more of a wrap. [reveal]

I wrote a song for a tortilla. Well, it’s more of a wrap. [reveal]

Quasimodo was the best detective in France. He always had a hunch. [OC]

Quasimodo was the best detective in France. He always had a hunch. [OC]

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Our office defibrillator didn’t work. Nobody was shocked.

Our office defibrillator didn’t work. Nobody was shocked.

I heard a rumor about butter. But I decided not to spread it. [drop]

I heard a rumor about butter. But I decided not to spread it. [drop]

Hey, I know that guy, he’s a nihilist.

Hey, I know that guy, he’s a nihilist.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Drop the pants. It’s a no pants party!

Drop the pants. It’s a no pants party!

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

Dropping into hump day

Dropping into hump day

The towel reveals all.

The towel reveals all.

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Setting them free

Setting them free

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

Hey there.

Hey there.

A towel reveal for your weekend.

A towel reveal for your weekend.

The black and white is really 🤌💋

The black and white is really 🤌💋

Let’s make the weekend a good one!

Let’s make the weekend a good one!