I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

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Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

Quasimodo was the best detective in France. He always had a hunch. [OC]

Quasimodo was the best detective in France. He always had a hunch. [OC]

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death

You got to hand it to short people

You got to hand it to short people

How did that happen? Oops.

How did that happen? Oops.

Remember boys, no points for second place.

Remember boys, no points for second place.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Dropping into hump day

Dropping into hump day

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

The towel reveals all.

The towel reveals all.

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Setting them free

Setting them free

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

Hey there.

Hey there.

A towel reveal for your weekend.

A towel reveal for your weekend.

Let’s make the weekend a good one!

Let’s make the weekend a good one!