You got to hand it to short people

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

It doesn’t really fit.

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Our office defibrillator didn’t work. Nobody was shocked.

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

I’m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know why.

How did that happen? Oops.

Remember boys, no points for second place.

Hey, I know that guy, he’s a nihilist.

I won't tell you a joke about the floor, it's beneath you

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

Make today a good day!

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

They were just waiting to bust out

Feeling the B&W today.

Getting the blood pumping gets the veins popping!