A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

Quasimodo was the best detective in France. He always had a hunch. [OC]

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death

You got to hand it to short people

How did that happen? Oops.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Did you expect that?

Dropping into hump day

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

The towel reveals all.

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Setting them free

Hey there.

A towel reveal for your weekend.

Let’s make the weekend a good one!