Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

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Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

Quasimodo was the best detective in France. He always had a hunch. [OC]

Quasimodo was the best detective in France. He always had a hunch. [OC]

Remember boys, no points for second place.

Remember boys, no points for second place.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

Lucy in the sky

Lucy in the sky

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Did you expect that?

Did you expect that?

Dropping into hump day

Dropping into hump day

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

The towel reveals all.

The towel reveals all.

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Setting them free

Setting them free

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

Hey there.

Hey there.

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

A towel reveal for your weekend.

A towel reveal for your weekend.

Let’s make the weekend a good one!

Let’s make the weekend a good one!