Lucy in the sky

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

I bought a boat because it was for sail.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

Dropping into hump day

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Reverse titty drop?

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

Hey there.

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

I can’t with this heat. Can it be fall yet?

The black and white is really 🤌💋

Let’s make the weekend a good one!

This bathing suit fits in the right places.

This hangs in the closet along with the others I’m too scared to wear in public.

Let’s just relax today.

Adventures in trying to find a mesh top that fits.

I have found the perfect underboob set!

We’re a small movement away from a wardrobe malfunction 🤣