This hangs in the closet along with the others I’m too scared to wear in public.

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip off.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

I bought a boat because it was for sail.

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

Dropping into hump day

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Add some sparkle to your life

Barely contained

The black and white is really 🤌💋

Peeking into the weekend.

This is definitely thin enough to be noticeable. Oops.

Before heading out to the pool for lunch.

Another angle for your viewing pleasure!

Let’s just relax today.

Last night I had a dream I was swimming in a sea of orange soda