These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

It doesn’t really fit.

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

The first French fries weren't actually cooked in France, they were cooked in Greece.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip off.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

I bought a boat because it was for sail.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Reverse titty drop?

They were just waiting to bust out

Barely contained

Online shopping… fail?

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

I’ve never met a triangle top that could hold me in.

They don’t stay covered for long.

The black and white is really 🤌💋

This is definitely thin enough to be noticeable. Oops.