Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

Quasimodo was the best detective in France. He always had a hunch. [OC]

Hide and seek champion right here. [OC]

Remember boys, no points for second place.

Hey, I know that guy, he’s a nihilist.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Did you expect that?

Drop the pants. It’s a no pants party!

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Reverse titty drop?

Setting them free

Online shopping… fail?

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

A towel reveal for your weekend.

They don’t stay covered for long.

You tell me if this post has anything to do with Earth Day 🌎