One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

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It doesn’t really fit.

It doesn’t really fit.

Been working hard on it!

Been working hard on it!

Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

The first French fries weren't actually cooked in France, they were cooked in Greece.

The first French fries weren't actually cooked in France, they were cooked in Greece.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Ghosts don’t need living rooms in their houses.

Ghosts don’t need living rooms in their houses.

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

Lucy in the sky

Lucy in the sky

Make today a good day!

Make today a good day!

Just a peek

Just a peek

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

Dreamy vibes

Dreamy vibes

Reverse titty drop?

Reverse titty drop?

They were just waiting to bust out

They were just waiting to bust out

Online shopping… fail?

Online shopping… fail?

A hint of lace today

A hint of lace today

Hey there.

Hey there.

They don’t stay covered for long.

They don’t stay covered for long.

This bathing suit fits in the right places.

This bathing suit fits in the right places.