RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

Pinch so good

Been working hard on it!

A dress that only shows the cleavage

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

Ghosts don’t need living rooms in their houses.

I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip off.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

Hey there

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Add some sparkle to your life

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

Hey there.

I’ve never met a triangle top that could hold me in.

The black and white is really 🤌💋

This is definitely thin enough to be noticeable. Oops.