A dress that only shows the cleavage

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A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

Lucy in the sky

Lucy in the sky

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

Dropping into hump day

Dropping into hump day

Hey there

Hey there

The towel reveals all.

The towel reveals all.

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Do you think I should buy it?

Do you think I should buy it?

Add some sparkle to your life

Add some sparkle to your life

Setting them free

Setting them free

Hey there.

Hey there.

I’ve never met a triangle top that could hold me in.

I’ve never met a triangle top that could hold me in.

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

I can’t with this heat. Can it be fall yet?

I can’t with this heat. Can it be fall yet?

The black and white is really 🤌💋

The black and white is really 🤌💋

This hangs in the closet along with the others I’m too scared to wear in public.

This hangs in the closet along with the others I’m too scared to wear in public.

Let’s just relax today.

Let’s just relax today.