Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

Forever top heavy

Been working hard on it!

A dress that only shows the cleavage

Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

The first French fries weren't actually cooked in France, they were cooked in Greece.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big banner.

Ghosts don’t need living rooms in their houses.

A chiropractors favorite music is hip pop.

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Make today a good day!

Just a peek

Hey there

Dreamy vibes

Not as impressive as some of the other lovely ladies here, but I’m working on it! ;)

Add some sparkle to your life

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

A hint of lace today

I’ve never met a triangle top that could hold me in.