I’ve never met a triangle top that could hold me in.

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I have the perfect spot for your face

I have the perfect spot for your face

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

It doesn’t really fit.

It doesn’t really fit.

My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppin’

My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppin’

A dress that only shows the cleavage

A dress that only shows the cleavage

No clothes necessary today.

No clothes necessary today.

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Good morning!

Good morning!

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

Reverse titty drop?

Reverse titty drop?

They were just waiting to bust out

They were just waiting to bust out

Setting them free

Setting them free

Online shopping… fail?

Online shopping… fail?

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

Let’s stay in bed today.

Let’s stay in bed today.

Getting the blood pumping gets the veins popping!

Getting the blood pumping gets the veins popping!

The left one always coming out to say hi.

The left one always coming out to say hi.

They don’t stay covered for long.

They don’t stay covered for long.

The black and white is really 🤌💋

The black and white is really 🤌💋