No clothes necessary today.

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I have the perfect spot for your face

I have the perfect spot for your face

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

It doesn’t really fit.

It doesn’t really fit.

Forever top heavy

Forever top heavy

My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppin’

My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppin’

I’m waiting.

I’m waiting.

Dolphins are rude, but they don’t do it on porpoise.

Dolphins are rude, but they don’t do it on porpoise.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Happy Friday everyone!

Happy Friday everyone!

It’s easy to convince ladies not to eat tide pods. It’s harder to deter gents.

It’s easy to convince ladies not to eat tide pods. It’s harder to deter gents.

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Good morning!

Good morning!

A little spicier than my usual posts! 😉

A little spicier than my usual posts! 😉

Can you get my back?

Can you get my back?

Setting them free

Setting them free

Let’s stay in bed today.

Let’s stay in bed today.

I’ve never met a triangle top that could hold me in.

I’ve never met a triangle top that could hold me in.

Getting the blood pumping gets the veins popping!

Getting the blood pumping gets the veins popping!

The left one always coming out to say hi.

The left one always coming out to say hi.

The black and white is really 🤌💋

The black and white is really 🤌💋