Dolphins are rude, but they don’t do it on porpoise.

Forever top heavy

Hope you don’t mind me stopping by…

No clothes necessary today.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

You got to hand it to short people

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

Lucy in the sky

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

Dropping into hump day

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Can you get my back?

Hey there.

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

The black and white is really 🤌💋

This hangs in the closet along with the others I’m too scared to wear in public.

Let’s just relax today.