How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

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[gif] Happy New Year!

[gif] Happy New Year!

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

How did that happen? Oops.

How did that happen? Oops.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip off.

I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip off.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

I bought a boat because it was for sail.

I bought a boat because it was for sail.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

Lucy in the sky

Lucy in the sky

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

Good morning!

Good morning!

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

[image] Getting that D. Vitamin D.

[image] Getting that D. Vitamin D.

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Reverse titty drop?

Reverse titty drop?

Can you get my back?

Can you get my back?

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

Hey there.

Hey there.

Let’s make the weekend a good one!

Let’s make the weekend a good one!

This is definitely thin enough to be noticeable. Oops.

This is definitely thin enough to be noticeable. Oops.

Adventures in trying to find a mesh top that fits.

Adventures in trying to find a mesh top that fits.