This is definitely thin enough to be noticeable. Oops.

I have a secret

On the surface of things, whales are always blowing it.

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip off.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

Do you think I should buy it?

Add some sparkle to your life

Barely contained

Nothing but lace

We got over the hump. On the way to the weekend!

It’s the weekend!!

This hangs in the closet along with the others I’m too scared to wear in public.

Before heading out to the pool for lunch.

Hope your weekend is going well.

My goal for today is to not put on a bra.

Last night I had a dream I was swimming in a sea of orange soda