A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

Every day should be the weekend.

Earmuffs are crucial this time of year.

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

Hide and seek champion right here. [OC]

Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.

When I was a kid, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.

There’s nobody here, it’s just you and me

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

Nice and clean

[image] Getting that D. Vitamin D.

A different kind of see through!

Feeling the B&W today.

Just enjoying the sun!

Do you like my bra?

What’s the point of being by the water if you don’t get naked?

Peeking into the weekend.

This hangs in the closet along with the others I’m too scared to wear in public.

Another angle for your viewing pleasure!

Let’s just relax today.