The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.

Forever top heavy

Every day should be the weekend.

Earmuffs are crucial this time of year.

Been working hard on it!

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

Hide and seek champion right here. [OC]

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Ghosts don’t need living rooms in their houses.

“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.

When I was a kid, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

A chiropractors favorite music is hip pop.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

There’s nobody here, it’s just you and me

Nice and clean

[image] Getting that D. Vitamin D.

A different kind of see through!

Feeling the B&W today.

Just enjoying the sun!

Do you like my bra?

What’s the point of being by the water if you don’t get naked?