A chiropractors favorite music is hip pop.

Forever top heavy

Earmuffs are crucial this time of year.

Been working hard on it!

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

Hide and seek champion right here. [OC]

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Remember boys, no points for second place.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Ghosts don’t need living rooms in their houses.

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

When I was a kid, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

Did you expect that?

Hope your Friday is a good one!

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Let’s stay in today

I can’t with this heat. Can it be fall yet?