Ghosts don’t need living rooms in their houses.

Forever top heavy

Earmuffs are crucial this time of year.

Been working hard on it!

Hide and seek champion right here. [OC]

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Remember boys, no points for second place.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

When I was a kid, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

A chiropractors favorite music is hip pop.

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

Did you expect that?

Hope your Friday is a good one!

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

Hey there.

I can’t with this heat. Can it be fall yet?