Hide and seek champion right here. [OC]

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

Quasimodo was the best detective in France. He always had a hunch. [OC]

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

Remember boys, no points for second place.

Hey, I know that guy, he’s a nihilist.

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

When I was a kid, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

A chiropractors favorite music is hip pop.

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Did you expect that?

Drop the pants. It’s a no pants party!

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Setting them free

A different kind of see through!

A towel reveal for your weekend.

Do you like my bra?

I can’t with this heat. Can it be fall yet?