Quasimodo was the best detective in France. He always had a hunch. [OC]

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Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

I wrote a song for a tortilla. Well, it’s more of a wrap. [reveal]

I wrote a song for a tortilla. Well, it’s more of a wrap. [reveal]

Our office defibrillator didn’t work. Nobody was shocked.

Our office defibrillator didn’t work. Nobody was shocked.

I heard a rumor about butter. But I decided not to spread it. [drop]

I heard a rumor about butter. But I decided not to spread it. [drop]

Remember boys, no points for second place.

Remember boys, no points for second place.

Hey, I know that guy, he’s a nihilist.

Hey, I know that guy, he’s a nihilist.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Drop the pants. It’s a no pants party!

Drop the pants. It’s a no pants party!

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

Dropping into hump day

Dropping into hump day

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

The towel reveals all.

The towel reveals all.

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Setting them free

Setting them free

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

Hey there.

Hey there.

A towel reveal for your weekend.

A towel reveal for your weekend.

Let’s make the weekend a good one!

Let’s make the weekend a good one!