Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

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Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

I wrote a song for a tortilla. Well, it’s more of a wrap. [reveal]

I wrote a song for a tortilla. Well, it’s more of a wrap. [reveal]

Quasimodo was the best detective in France. He always had a hunch. [OC]

Quasimodo was the best detective in France. He always had a hunch. [OC]

Our office defibrillator didn’t work. Nobody was shocked.

Our office defibrillator didn’t work. Nobody was shocked.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Did you expect that?

Did you expect that?

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

Dropping into hump day

Dropping into hump day

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

The towel reveals all.

The towel reveals all.

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Setting them free

Setting them free

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

Hey there.

Hey there.

A towel reveal for your weekend.

A towel reveal for your weekend.

Let’s make the weekend a good one!

Let’s make the weekend a good one!