Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

I’m having a great time today.

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Our office defibrillator didn’t work. Nobody was shocked.

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death

Years ago I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve lived in constant fear since.

You got to hand it to short people

How did that happen? Oops.

Remember boys, no points for second place.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

When I was a kid, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

A chiropractors favorite music is hip pop.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

Did you expect that?

Dreamy vibes

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

A different kind of see through!

I can’t with this heat. Can it be fall yet?