Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

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I have the perfect spot for your face

I have the perfect spot for your face

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

I’m having a great time today.

I’m having a great time today.

A dress that only shows the cleavage

A dress that only shows the cleavage

[gif] Happy New Year!

[gif] Happy New Year!

Years ago I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve lived in constant fear since.

Years ago I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve lived in constant fear since.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

Lucy in the sky

Lucy in the sky

Hey there

Hey there

Dreamy vibes

Dreamy vibes

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Reverse titty drop?

Reverse titty drop?

The towel will reveal all

The towel will reveal all

A different kind of see through!

A different kind of see through!

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

Online shopping… fail?

Online shopping… fail?

Hey there.

Hey there.

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

Let’s make the weekend a good one!

Let’s make the weekend a good one!

Adventures in trying to find a mesh top that fits.

Adventures in trying to find a mesh top that fits.