I have the perfect spot for your face

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Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

It doesn’t really fit.

It doesn’t really fit.

[image] Would I be refused service in this “shirt”?

[image] Would I be refused service in this “shirt”?

I’m having a great time today.

I’m having a great time today.

My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppin’

My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppin’

[gif] Happy New Year!

[gif] Happy New Year!

No clothes necessary today.

No clothes necessary today.

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Years ago I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve lived in constant fear since.

Years ago I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve lived in constant fear since.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Good morning!

Good morning!

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

Dreamy vibes

Dreamy vibes

Setting them free

Setting them free

A different kind of see through!

A different kind of see through!

Online shopping… fail?

Online shopping… fail?

Let’s stay in bed today.

Let’s stay in bed today.

The left one always coming out to say hi.

The left one always coming out to say hi.

The black and white is really 🤌💋

The black and white is really 🤌💋