[image] Would I be refused service in this “shirt”?

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I have the perfect spot for your face

I have the perfect spot for your face

[gif] Happy New Year!

[gif] Happy New Year!

I’m waiting.

I’m waiting.

Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you’re fucking that night. [image]

Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you’re fucking that night. [image]

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

[image] Oops.

[image] Oops.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

Lucy in the sky

Lucy in the sky

Hope you have a good weekend! [gif]

Hope you have a good weekend! [gif]

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

Dropping into hump day

Dropping into hump day

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

[image] Getting that D. Vitamin D.

[image] Getting that D. Vitamin D.

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Hey there.

Hey there.

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

I can’t with this heat. Can it be fall yet?

I can’t with this heat. Can it be fall yet?

The black and white is really 🤌💋

The black and white is really 🤌💋

This hangs in the closet along with the others I’m too scared to wear in public.

This hangs in the closet along with the others I’m too scared to wear in public.

Let’s just relax today.

Let’s just relax today.