[gif] Happy New Year!

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I have the perfect spot for your face

I have the perfect spot for your face

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

I’m an archeologist and my life is in ruins. [reveal]

I’m an archeologist and my life is in ruins. [reveal]

[image] Would I be refused service in this “shirt”?

[image] Would I be refused service in this “shirt”?

I’m having a great time today.

I’m having a great time today.

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Years ago I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve lived in constant fear since.

Years ago I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve lived in constant fear since.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

How did that happen? Oops.

How did that happen? Oops.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

I hope you have a good day today! [gif]

Dreamy vibes

Dreamy vibes

[image] Getting that D. Vitamin D.

[image] Getting that D. Vitamin D.

Can you get my back?

Can you get my back?

The towel will reveal all

The towel will reveal all

A different kind of see through!

A different kind of see through!

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

Online shopping… fail?

Online shopping… fail?

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

The black and white is really 🤌💋

The black and white is really 🤌💋

Let’s make the weekend a good one!

Let’s make the weekend a good one!