Online shopping… fail?

I have the perfect spot for your face

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

I’m an archeologist and my life is in ruins. [reveal]

It doesn’t really fit.

I’m having a great time today.

[gif] Happy New Year!

Lick me ‘til ice cream. [OC]

Years ago I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve lived in constant fear since.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

The first French fries weren't actually cooked in France, they were cooked in Greece.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

Dreamy vibes

Reverse titty drop?

They were just waiting to bust out

The towel will reveal all

A different kind of see through!

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

They don’t stay covered for long.