Can you get my back?

Forever top heavy

[gif] Happy New Year!

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

Dolphins are rude, but they don’t do it on porpoise.

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

No clothes necessary today.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

You got to hand it to short people

How did that happen? Oops.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip off.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Is there such a thing as too much bounce?

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

The black and white is really 🤌💋

Let’s make the weekend a good one!

This is definitely thin enough to be noticeable. Oops.